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Nov. 24, 2025

Ep. 221 - It's Giving

Welcome to Day 383 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Professionals are back with a mix of chaos, culture, and conversations you didn’t know you needed. This week, Marvin and Frank discuss the viral video of children jumping preg...

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Nov. 17, 2025

Ep. 220 - Dirty Macking

Welcome to Day 376 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Professionals are back with a mix of chaos, culture, and conversations you didn’t know you needed. This week, Marvin and Frank discuss Stefon Diggs offering Offset money to en...

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Oct. 27, 2025

Ep. 219 - Ni**as In Paris

Welcome to Day 355 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Professionals are back with a mix of chaos, culture, and conversations you didn’t know you needed. This week, Marvin and Frank play another game of Things Black People Say, an...

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Oct. 13, 2025

Ep. 218 - They Got Us

Welcome to Day 341 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Professionals are back with a mix of chaos, culture, and conversations you didn’t know you needed. This week, Marvin and Frank discuss snitching, reactions to Ayesha Curry’s c...

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Oct. 6, 2025

Ep. 217 - Yall Have A Responsibility

Welcome to Day 334 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Professionals are back with a mix of chaos, culture, and conversations you didn’t know you needed. This week, Marvin and Frank discuss recent online feud of Cardi B and Nicki ...

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Sept. 29, 2025

Ep. 216 - Butt Bread

Welcome to Day 327 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Professionals are back with a mix of chaos, culture, and conversations you didn’t know you needed. This week, Marvin and Frank discuss the Rapture, Jimmy Kimmel’s return to TV...

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Sept. 22, 2025

Ep. 215 - The Hammer

Welcome to Day 320 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Professionals are back with a mix of chaos, culture, and conversations you didn’t know you needed. This week, Marvin and Frank discuss Cam’ron escorting Adrian Broner off the ...

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Sept. 15, 2025

Ep. 214 - WHOOPTY DOO

Welcome to Day 313 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Professionals are back with a mix of chaos, culture, and conversations you didn’t know you needed. This week, Marvin and Frank break down Young Thug’s recent podcast appearanc...

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Sept. 8, 2025

Ep. 213 - Entertaining Heauxs

Welcome to Day 306 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Professionals are back with a mix of chaos, culture, and conversations you didn’t know you needed. This week, Marvin and Frank break down Cardi B’s recent case, Brittany Renne...

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Sept. 1, 2025

Ep. 212 - Who's The Prize

Welcome to Day 299 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Professionals are back with a mix of chaos, culture, and conversations you didn’t know you needed. This week, Marvin and Frank break down Raja Jackson’s vicious attack on a pr...

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Aug. 25, 2025

Ep. 211 - The Big Joker

Welcome to Day 292 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod discussing Target’s CEO stepping down, they react to Cam’ron clip about Newman Yorker’s coming to making think it’s sweet down here, al...

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Aug. 4, 2025

Ep. 210 - What Did I Miss

Welcome to Day 271 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod discussing reaction from their Hulk Hogan take, Tracee Ellis Ross posting about the loss of Malcolm-Jamal Warner, and ESPN firing Shann...

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July 28, 2025

EP. 209 - RIP T-SHIRTS

Welcome to Day 264 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys are here for a good time, not a long time and discuss, Shannon Sharpe settling lawsuit with OF model, heart breaking tragedies, and the deaths of cel...

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July 21, 2025

Ep. 208 - You His Work

Welcome to Day 257 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys starts the pod talking about running from dogs. Marvin recaps his trip to Atlanta to see Beyonce, which leads to a conversation about YN’s breaking i...

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July 7, 2025

Ep. 207 - Vibes & Visibility

Welcome to Day 243 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys starts the pod talking about running from dogs. This episode was recorded on July 2nd on the same day the Diddy verdict was announced. So the crew di...

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June 30, 2025

Ep. 206 - You're Bringing Down Our Average

Welcome to Day 236 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod talking about their favorite movie crash outs. Then, Memphis Bleek’s recent interview on The Breakfast Club leads to a conversation abo...

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June 23, 2025

Ep. 205 - Mind Over Matter 2

Welcome to Day 229 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys discuss how it’s the new concept that you can be reached 24 hours a day. They play a new game called When Black People Say. The conversation then shi...

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June 16, 2025

Ep. 203 - That's Mufasa

Welcome to Day 222 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys discuss negotiating tactics. They catch up on Frank’s surgery. They briefly touch on the BET awards. The conversation then shifts to a deep dive for ...

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June 9, 2025

Ep. 203 - 90's Lisa Raye

Welcome to Day 215 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys catch up on where they’ve been. The conversation then shifts to public breakups of Elon Musk & Donald Trump. The conversation moves to Frank’s cool C...

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May 19, 2025

Ep. 202 - Turn The Freak Off

Welcome to Day 194 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start with reminiscing about their high school prom experiences. The conversation then shifts to more serious topics, including the ongoing Diddy cas...

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May 13, 2025

Ep. 201 - Sometimes... You Need To Be Booed

Welcome to Day 187 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod with a convo about how choosing to remove an artist and all their contributions from history, which turns to a core memory breakthrough...

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May 5, 2025

Ep. 200 - 100 Cowboys

Welcome to Day 180 of the Apocalypse. AND WELCOME TO EPISODE 200!!! The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod with a convo about how money is a qualifier for dating. The conversation shifts to the discuss the intern...

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April 28, 2025

Ep. 199 - Play Stupid Games

Welcome to Day 173 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! Pod starts with the guys talking about professions they wouldn’t date. The conversation shifts to the latest of Shannon Sharpe is being sued civilly for $50 m...

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April 21, 2025

Ep. 198 - It Ain't Sweet

Welcome to Day 166 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! Pod starts with the guys talking about dealing with women and all their friends in an argument. The conversation shifts to discussing if we live in the toughe...

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