Episodes

Welcome to Day 341 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Professionals are back with a mix of chaos, culture, and conversations you didn’t know you needed. This week, Marvin and Frank discuss snitching, reactions to Ayesha Curry’s comments on the Call Her Daddy podcast, Cam Newton wanting to know the names of his girlfriend’s bodies, ll that and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Please visit us at TheSamuraiPros.com Leave us a voice note. We’ll p...

Welcome to Day 334 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Professionals are back with a mix of chaos, culture, and conversations you didn’t know you needed. This week, Marvin and Frank discuss recent online feud of Cardi B and Nicki Minaj, and reactions to last episode’s “Butt Bread” conversation. On the relationship side, the guys dive into the benefits of marriage for men and women. Who benefits more? The guys close out the pod with the breaking new of sentencing of Sean “Diddy” Combs. All that and...

Welcome to Day 327 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Professionals are back with a mix of chaos, culture, and conversations you didn’t know you needed. This week, Marvin and Frank discuss the Rapture, Jimmy Kimmel’s return to TV, latest with singer D4vd after a body was discovered in a car he owns, Young Thug’s releases new album, reactions to Cardi B’s album, and greatest villains. On the relationship side, with Devin Haney suing Leena Sayed (ex-fiancé) for $300K, the guys dive into wanting back ...

Welcome to Day 320 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Professionals are back with a mix of chaos, culture, and conversations you didn’t know you needed. This week, Marvin and Frank discuss Cam’ron escorting Adrian Broner off the ‘It Is What It Is’ set, Dame Dash returning to The Breakfast Club, Nick Cannon says says having 12 kids was irresponsible, Cardi B’s new album & her announcing pregnancy with Stefon Diggs, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast t...

Welcome to Day 313 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Professionals are back with a mix of chaos, culture, and conversations you didn’t know you needed. This week, Marvin and Frank break down Young Thug’s recent podcast appearance, their takes on the death of Charlie Kirk, ChatGPT’s list of gay things straight men do, women giving women advice, and a deep-dive into Ciara legally gave her son Future the last name Wilson, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the pod...

Welcome to Day 306 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Professionals are back with a mix of chaos, culture, and conversations you didn’t know you needed. This week, Marvin and Frank break down Cardi B’s recent case, Brittany Renner and PJ Washington’s confrontation, Young Thug jail conversations leaking, and a deep-dive into pillow talking, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Please visit us at TheSamuraiPros.com Leave us a voice note. We’ll ...

Welcome to Day 299 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Professionals are back with a mix of chaos, culture, and conversations you didn’t know you needed. This week, Marvin and Frank break down Raja Jackson’s vicious attack on a pro wrestler, the new Jussie Smollett documentary, and why Lil Nas X is once again running around naked and making headlines. On the relationship side, the Pros dive into the Lonely Men Syndrome, the growing trend of women who want men to always be the problem, and settle the...

Welcome to Day 292 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod discussing Target’s CEO stepping down, they react to Cam’ron clip about Newman Yorker’s coming to making think it’s sweet down here, also Cam’ron petty set up of Omar Gooding, Jurnee Smollett’s ex-husband now asking for half of the actress’s retirement, the crew’s excitement for the Jussie Smollett documentary, reaction to a clip of a woman talking about learning accountability in her relationship, playing ...

Welcome to Day 271 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod discussing reaction from their Hulk Hogan take, Tracee Ellis Ross posting about the loss of Malcolm-Jamal Warner, and ESPN firing Shannon Sharpe. The conversation turns to Deion Sanders announcing that he beat bladder and video of Karrueche Tran by his side. Then a listener letter about toxic relationships takes them down a rabbit hole about sidechicks saving marriages. The Boys end the pod talking a perfec...

Welcome to Day 264 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys are here for a good time, not a long time and discuss, Shannon Sharpe settling lawsuit with OF model, heart breaking tragedies, and the deaths of celebrities such as: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Hulk Hogan, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Please visit us at TheSamuraiPros.com Leave us a voice note. We’ll play it on then show. Follow the hosts on...

Welcome to Day 257 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys starts the pod talking about running from dogs. Marvin recaps his trip to Atlanta to see Beyonce, which leads to a conversation about YN’s breaking into a car and stealing unreleased music and videos. And then the unthinkable happened… Marvin brings Beyonce to the table. The conversation turns to UNO coming to Vegas tables. Cheating horribly was a major topic this week, from the CEO and Head of HR exposed at Coldplay con...

Welcome to Day 243 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys starts the pod talking about running from dogs. This episode was recorded on July 2nd on the same day the Diddy verdict was announced. So the crew dives in to the verdict and what it means. Then, the conversation shifts to Halle Bailey seen with new guy who on a boat and the PDA is on 10, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Please visit us at TheSamuraiPros.com L...

Welcome to Day 236 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod talking about their favorite movie crash outs. Then, Memphis Bleek’s recent interview on The Breakfast Club leads to a conversation about loyalty amongst friends. The conversation then shifts to a thread about a long-term relationship moving to a non monogamous relationship, which leads to a conversation about the 7-Year Itch concept, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps ...

Welcome to Day 229 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys discuss how it’s the new concept that you can be reached 24 hours a day. They play a new game called When Black People Say. The conversation then shifts to a songs that turns corporate people into thugs, WW3, maybe the worst nightclub fight ever recorded, and they play another game of Mind Over Matter, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Please visit us at TheSam...

Welcome to Day 222 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys discuss negotiating tactics. They catch up on Frank’s surgery. They briefly touch on the BET awards. The conversation then shifts to a deep dive for into toxic relationships. Are toxic relationships easier? What are your cheating boundaries? Should you date seriously after a toxic relationship? Find out their answers, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Please vi...

Welcome to Day 215 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys catch up on where they’ve been. The conversation then shifts to public breakups of Elon Musk & Donald Trump. The conversation moves to Frank’s cool ChatGPT prompt that told them what Ai thinks of them. Then the conversations shifts to Offset wanting alimony from Cardi B, and rumors of Vanessa Bryant being pregnant, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Please visit...

Welcome to Day 194 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start with reminiscing about their high school prom experiences. The conversation then shifts to more serious topics, including the ongoing Diddy case. The discussion also touches on the recent stabbing of Tory Lanez and new developments in his case. Then the conversations shifts to mothers: Lil Wayne kicking his fiancee out on Mother’s Day, Halle Bailey granted a temporary restraining order against DDG, mothers vs wives...

Welcome to Day 187 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod with a convo about how choosing to remove an artist and all their contributions from history, which turns to a core memory breakthrough. The conversation shifts to the latest 100 men vs 100 _____. Then, the Boys discuss the Met Gala and Rihanna being pregnant, Paul Pierce views on living with a woman, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Please visit...

Welcome to Day 180 of the Apocalypse. AND WELCOME TO EPISODE 200!!! The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod with a convo about how money is a qualifier for dating. The conversation shifts to the discuss the internet erupting over the topic of 100 men vs. one gorilla. Then, the Boys discuss the Shedeur Sanders prank call and how many times they’ve been in love. Of course, it would be on brand if we didn’t talk about corn (IYKYK), and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Su...

Welcome to Day 173 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! Pod starts with the guys talking about professions they wouldn’t date. The conversation shifts to the latest of Shannon Sharpe is being sued civilly for $50 million. SPOILER ALERT The Boys give their thoughts on the new Ryan Coogler film, SINNERS, Toni Braxton & Birdman’s marriage, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Please visit us at TheSamuraiPros.com Leave us a voice ...

Welcome to Day 166 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! Pod starts with the guys talking about dealing with women and all their friends in an argument. The conversation shifts to discussing if we live in the toughest time to be an adult, the celebrity women going to space, all the Mt. Rushmores, and Shaq’s breakdown on the 3 different types of cheaters, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Please visit us at TheSamuraiPros.com ...

Welcome to Day 159 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! Pod starts with Marvin bringing the government to the table about tariffs. He even has smoke for Netflix for what the did to Pop The Balloon. Frank brings Damon Wayans to the table for sleeping with his nephews ex. The conversation shifts when the boys start listing the Top 10 TV Moments of the 90s, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Intro | Patiently Waiting - 50 Cent f...

Welcome to Day 152 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! Pod starts with Marvin taking his credit for his Breakfast Club take. Then, Marvin brings a new game to the pod called Minute Memories. Let us know how if you like it. The conversation shifts to the New York post claiming to discover a new sex trend called Hot Wifing. They close out with a discussion about strip clubs, day shift vs night shift, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast t...

Welcome to Day 138 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! Marvin starts out the pod bringing people to the table… AGAIN. But this time, it’s Usher!?!? The Boys jump into the drama between Jess Hilarious & The Breakfast Club. The conversation shifts to a woman saying being a good man isn’t enough, running into your ex, and recent OnlyFans statistics. They close out the pod with traditional Samurai Pros conversation: DVD Era vs Twitter Era. IYKYK and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Co...