Episodes

Welcome to Day 131 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! Marvin starts out the pod bringing people to the table about text messaging and Instagram Close Friends etiquette. The Boys jump in the latest allegations involving Diddy, which included Druski & Odell Beckham. They dive into Doechii calling straight men a red flag, Xavier Worthy finding out his fiancée is cheating, and the heir to Hermes leaving $11 billion to his gardener, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Su...

Welcome to Day 124 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys jump in the pod thanking about forcing yourself to like horrible tasting drinks, Anthony Edward’s latest child that he wants nothing to do with, LeBron James stepping to Stephen A. Smith, Hulu’s Paradise and heauxs not listening, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Intro | Right Here - SWV Vibes of the Week Frank | Hello Miss Johnson - Jack Harlow Marvin | Tas...

Welcome to Day 117 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! Sorry for the wait. The Boys are all over the place with Steve Smith Sr.’s cheating scandals, STDs, what’s worst during a breakup, the final form of heauxs, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Intro | Sorry 4 The Wait - Lil Wayne Vibes of the Week Frank | ALERT - Toby Nwigwe ft. Fat Nwigwe Marvin |BUSS AT YOU - Saint Lamaar Vibes of the Week Playlist: https://music.ap...

Welcome to Day 96 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The boys kick off the episode with New York woman holding Pakistan hostage. The conversation shifted to the Grammys; the Babyface incident, Kanye West crashing the red carpet, Doechii’s & Chris Brown’s big wins, Beyoncé’s Grammy win and concert announcement, and Kendrick Lamar sweeping the Grammys. The conversation turns 50 Cent and Big Meech going back and forth. They close the episode discussing Irv Gotti’s passing, and much mor...

Welcome to Day 89 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The boys are all over the place with Donald Trump’s ICE coming for coming for everyone, to Trump declassifying files on the MLK assassination, to Trump blaming DEI for the plane & helicopter crash in DC. The conversation turns when Marvin brings Frank to the table for 2 violations. They end the pod discussing the recent DJ Akademiks grooming controversy, plus Super Bowl picks, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and S...

Welcome to Day 82 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The boys called that TikTok play and Donald Trump appearing to be the savior. Frank discusses torturing himself all Inauguration Day and trying share his pain with Marvin. Frank discusses Elon Musk’s hand gesture. The conversation shifts to Boosie’s tweet about the age ranges of YNs, Big Bros, Uncs, and Oldheads, as they accept their Unc status. The close out the episode discussing their favorite phases of social media. They make ...

Welcome to Day 76 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! Kicking off the new year with bang. They discuss the implications of the TikTok ban and Donald Trump appearing to be the savior. The conversation shifts into dynamics of friendship and loyalty in the public eye, as they discuss Drake & LeBron James, as well as Cam’ron & Jim Jones. They delve into heavy handed parenting, being married and living in separate homes, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It h...

Welcome to Day 76 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! Kicking off the new year with bang. They discuss the implications of the TikTok ban and Donald Trump appearing to be the savior. The conversation shifts into dynamics of friendship and loyalty in the public eye, as they discuss Drake & LeBron James, as well as Cam’ron & Jim Jones. They delve into heavy handed parenting, being married and living in separate homes, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It h...

Welcome to Day 69 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! Kicking off the new year with bang. They discuss the Fox Sports lawsuit involving Skip Bayless, Joy Taylor, & others. The discussion then shifts to a conversation about the Drake’s new track ‘Fighting Irish Freestyle’ and his friendship with LeBron, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Intro | Ghetto Superstar - Pras ft. Mya & Ol’ Dirty Bastard Vibes of the Week Frank | T...

Welcome to Day 55 of the Apocalypse. Closing out our Kobe year with a bang. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The boys discussed the Christmas holiday. They discuss the Beyoncé’s halftime performance. The discussion then shifts to a conversation about the internet’s reaction to Travis Hunter and his fiancée. It’s that time of year again, time for our annual This Year In P*rn wrap-up, where they go over: favorite times to watch, how long people are spending on these sites, top searches, what each gene...

Welcome to Day 48 of the Apocalypse. Merry Christmas to you all!!! The Samurai Pros are back!!! Both of the boys were outside this week and they reflect on the energy and excitement of Usher's concert. The discussion then shifts to a conversation about A$AP Rocky wanting to be left out of Rihanna’s will. They explore the dynamics of cheating and side-dude etiquette, give an update on the JAY-Z accusations, speculate on the phenomenon of drones flying over New Jersey, give their thoughts on the r...

Welcome to Day 41 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod addressing The Opps who took down their last episode. They discuss Christmas shopping. The conversation turns to reactions to the recent allegations against JAY-Z. The Boys react to the death of the United Healthcare’s CEO and Marvin has theory. Frank brings Papoose & Remy Ma to the table, and much more. Let's Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Intro | Holy Grail - JAY-...

Welcome to Day 27 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod with more comments on Corey Holcomb’s interview with Cam Newton. They catch up on how their holiday went. The conversation turns to reactions to Kai Cenat’s Mafiathon 2 coming to an end and highlighting his true talent. The Boys react to Drake’s petitions against UMG, day parties & strip clubs, and much more. Let's Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Intro | Energy - Dra...

Welcome to Day 20 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! **Marvin’s audio was corrupted and we had to use the backup audio. We apologize in advance.** The Boys start the pod catching up from the week. The conversation turns to reactions to Kendrick Lamar surprising us with his new album “GNX” minutes before we started recording, J. Cole’s new audio adventure, rumors of Diddy running the jail, the NBA’s declining leadership, and much more. Let's Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscrib...

Welcome to Day 13 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod was Tyson/Paul fight. The conversation turns to reactions to Bernice Burgos saying on her $30K as a Startender on a slow night, the mass migration of people leaving Twitter (X), Trick Daddy not wanting to be called African American, and Denzel Washington announcing his retirement. Frank has a hypothetical question for Marvin, and much more. Let's Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcas...

The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod remembering Quincy Jones. The conversation turns to reactions to the Presidential election. Frank and Marvin give their remarks on an African politician found with over 400 sextapes on his computer, Cam Newton discussing cheating on his girlfriend, DDG bringing his son on the Kai Cenat stream and Halle Bailey’s reaction, and much more. Let's Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Intro | Until The End of Time ...

The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod with a messy advanced basketball statistic about Brandon Ingram. The conversation turns to Young Thug pleading guilty in YSL case and released to return hose with heavy stipulations. Frank and Marvin give their last remarks before Election Day. The guys then transition to Shaq on Angel Reese’s podcast and floating a controversial idea to increase WNBA viewers and salaries. The boys further the conversation about women flirting, and much more. L...

The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod catching up with Frank on his travels. The conversation turns to Lil Durk getting arrested for murder-for-hire. They discuss mothers sitting in the backseat, women purposely trying to make you jealous, it helping illegal to go through phones, new technology to communicate while dreaming, and much more. Let's Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Intro | Dead Presidents - Jay-Z Vibes of the Week Frank | Pock...

The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod discussing our parents asking if we had McDonald’s money. They discuss the Drake & Jay-Z bubbling rivalry, the internet’s reaction to our Jaguar Wright take, Jaguar Wright & Orlando Brown creating content together, Dame Dash speaks on the Diddy allegations. They close out the pod discussing the rumor that Stefon Diggs allegedly slept with Cardi B while she was pregnant, and much more. Let's Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps th...

The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod discussing dirty macking. They discuss the port workers strike, Finesse2Tymes discussing women cheating, after finding out his latest child isn’t his, paying babymom’s rent, favorite porn scenarios, and much more. Let's Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Intro 1 | Marvins Room - Drake Intro 2 | Thim Slick - Fabolous ft. Jeremih Vibes of the Week Frank | Fortunate - Common & Pete Rock Marvin | No One El...

The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod with catching up after a week off. They discuss finding out your new wife was a porn star in the past, the consequences of public allegations, particularly focusing on Diddy's recent legal troubles, Shxts & Gigs recent issues, Card B & Offset’s latest online beef, and how soon is too soon move on. We also have voicemails, and much more. Let's Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Intro 1 | I’m Coming Out - Di...

The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod with Shannon Sharpe going live on Instagram while engaging in sexual acts. The conversation turns to Kendrick Lamar being selected for the Super Bowl Halftime show. They also discuss the Presidential Debate, Dawn Richard suing Diddy, Cowboy Carter receiving 0 nominations at the CMAs, and much more. Let's Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Intro 1 | Happy Feelings - Maze ft. Frankie Beverly Intro 2 | We Ar...

The Samurai Pros are back!!! Frank opens the pod with a cautionary tale about locked doors and kids. The convo moves to death of Rich Homie Quan. The boys do a wellness check and Marvin introduces a new game show to the pod called Mind Over Matter. They recast the movie, The Hangover, and much more. Let's Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Intro | Lifestyle - Rich Gang Vibes of the Week Frank | Reloaded - Rich Homie Quan Marvin | Never Fold - Rich Homie ...

Happy Labor Day! You may be off, but your boys working. The Samurai Pros are back!!! Marvin opens the pod with an interesting question about what your time is worth to you. Frank brings a clip of a woman asking for advice on approaching. The convo switches to Miami being ranked the rudest city in the United States. The guys turn to reacting to clips of Dr. Umar explaining why he believes that hip-hop has done nothing for the Black community. Marvin gives his opinion about the Trump Cards. Let's ...