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March 13, 2025

The Wildest Thing I Found in Grandma’s House… You Won’t Believe This!

Imagine cleaning out a loved one’s home and finding… this. A business card from Doctor Dan, a self-proclaimed expert in “plain and fancy f*ing”** with VIP packages for widows, spinsters, and neglected married women. 👀 Was Grandma holding onto this for research purposes… or was she a loyal client? 🤣…

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March 13, 2025

Back in the Day… Prices Were WILD! 😳😂

I found an old-school price list that has me SHOOK. 😭 Plain insertion? $20. Caress? $27. “Dog fashion”? $22.50?! 😳 …And why is there a whole FEE for barking and yelping?! 😭 Grandma, what were y’all doing back in the day?! 😂 🔥 COMMENT BELOW: What’s the wildest price list…

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March 12, 2025

Why Do People Pretend to Like Scotch?! 😂

Let’s be real… Scotch tastes like burnt wood and regret. 😭 But for some reason, people act like it’s the greatest thing ever. If I’m drinking, I at least wanna enjoy it! Drinking is already low-key just poisoning yourself for a temporary vibe—why make it worse by choosing the most…

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March 12, 2025

Why Some People Never Listen… Until It’s Too Late

Ever been in a situation where you tried to help someone, but they just wouldn’t listen? And then… BOOM—exactly what you warned them about happened. 🤦🏽‍♂️ In this video, we break down: ✅ Why people ignore advice (even when it’s good) ✅ How to know when to trust someone’s judgment…

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March 11, 2025

The Most Unfair Bet in History: The Story of Job Explained

What if your life was a wager between God and the devil? That’s exactly what happened to Job. In this deep dive, we break down one of the Bible’s most intense stories—where faith, suffering, and resilience collide. 🔥 In this video, you’ll learn: ✅ Why Job was chosen for suffering…

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March 11, 2025

Why Do They Always Compare Us to Random Celebrities?! 😂

You ever notice how people LOVE to tell Black folks we look like a random celebrity? And it’s NEVER accurate?! 😂 Apparently, if you’re the only Black person in the room, you must “look like Usher.” Or Sterling K. Brown. Or some other random person who looks nothing like you.…

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March 10, 2025

The TRUTH About Black Fathers: Breaking Stereotypes & Changing the Narrative

For years, there’s been a damaging stereotype that Black fathers don’t take care of their kids. But the reality? Black men are the most involved fathers, married or not. This generation is changing the game, breaking cycles, and showing up for their kids in ways that aren’t talked about enough.…

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March 6, 2025

The Hardest Lesson Every Man Must Learn (Before It’s Too Late)

The truth is never as hidden as we think—it’s just easier to ignore. In this video, we break down the biggest mistake men make when searching for answers they already know. If you’ve ever been in a situation where you had to ‘find proof’ before you believed what was right…

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March 5, 2025

That 'We Need to Talk' Moment That Left Me SHOOK… 😨🔥

You ever get that "We need to talk" text or call, and your stomach just drops? Bruh… I was NOT ready for this one. One minute, life was normal—then BOOM, everything flipped upside down. Ever had a conversation that changed your whole reality in seconds? Let’s talk about it. Drop…

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Nov. 4, 2024

Young Thug got a New Lease on Freedom

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July 1, 2024

Don’t Spit on me! #podcasts #funny #samuraiPros

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June 24, 2024

Has the *POKE* feature on Facebook ever gotten you in trouble

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May 4, 2024

Reaction to Kendrick Lamar "Not Like Us" | The Samurai Pros Podcast Live Stream

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Jan. 1, 2024

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Dec. 12, 2023

Is it ok for your girl to twerk on her gay friend? #podcast #question #relationship #twerking

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Dec. 5, 2023

A Killer is a Killer

The guys discuss what makes a H03 a H03 #miami #podcast #funny @TheSamuraiPros

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Dec. 5, 2023

Megan's hard times

Megan Thee Stallion has had a rough few years. #megantheestallion #podcast #miami

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Dec. 5, 2023

Frank the Voyeur

Marvin recaps Frank's unpleasant experience on I-95 #podcast #miami #funny #samurai

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Dec. 4, 2023

4 Babies 3 Baby Daddies

The Samurai Pros discuss Summer Walker and her expanding family.

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Nov. 25, 2023

Spread Her

Marvin giving game to the fellas.

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June 22, 2023

CAN GOING VIRAL BE A BAD THING? | EP. 129 - DOUBLE HOMICIDE

The Boys Are Back!!! The guys get into Marvin’s trip to Vegas, the Floyd Mayweather fight, Joseline Hernandez’s arrest, Tyler Perry taking control of BET & VH1, Ja Morant’s 25-game suspension, YK Osiris is accused of sexual assault after a run-in with Sukihana as videos surfaced on social media, Home…

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June 7, 2023

SHOULD YOU STEPKIDS CALL YOU DADDY? | EP. 127 - CALL ME DADDY

Back at it again!!! Consistency is key. The fellas hop in and discuss car show beef between Rick Ross & DJ Envy, a man saying that when he gets married with a woman with kids they need to call him “Dad” because calling him anything else is disrespectful, our daughters…

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May 25, 2023

WHEN DID THE FAST & FURIOUS GO OFF THE RAILS? | EP. 126 - I GOT MY FYE ON ME

The Boys Are Back!!! Consistency is key. The boys start out with Janelle Monáe’s new music video for “Lipstick Lover”, a new video surfacing of Ja Morant flashing a gun on Instagram Live, when the Fast & Furious franchise went off the rails, splitting bills 50/50, and much more. Let’s…

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May 23, 2023

WILL THIS BE THE BEST VERZUZ EVER? | EP. 125 - HE GOT SLAPS

The Boys Are Back!!! Consistency is key. The boys start out with Janelle Monáe’s new music video for “Lipstick Lover”, a new video surfacing of Ja Morant flashing a gun on Instagram Live, when the Fast & Furious franchise went off the rails, splitting bills 50/50, and much more. Let’s…

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